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I walked into my kitchen to a very unexpected surprise, but with a cheery voice said "Hey son, I didn't expect you and your friends to be here for the holidays, glad you could join me!"

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They both came home together from the bar

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I am in a loveless, abusive marriage.

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"Another sleepless night," I thought to myself, as I went to the bathroom to go pee.

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"The sun is the best!" She exclaimed, as she watched on from Proxima B.

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"Can you close the door on your way out please?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I walked into my kitchen to a very unexpected surprise, but with a cheery voice said "Hey son, I didn't expect you and your friends to be here for the holidays, glad you could join me!"	6558
They both came home together from the bar	194
I am in a loveless, abusive marriage.	29
"Another sleepless night," I thought to myself, as I went to the bathroom to go pee.	22
"The sun is the best!" She exclaimed, as she watched on from Proxima B.	22
"Can you close the door on your way out please?"	7