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I was horrified as I pulled the long bug out of my ear.

2006 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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The cultists completed their ritual chanting before thrusting a knife into me.

1134 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I got my eyes checked and I have 2020 vision.

283 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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My new roommates are convinced there’s something satanic and paranormal going on in our house.

242 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I used to drive a taxi, so it was no surprise to me when my passenger tapped my shoulder to ask me a question.

58 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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My buddy let me borrow his time machine to stop the man a fortune teller told me would kill my wife.

30 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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“Don’t drink that punch!” My friend joked, referencing the Jonestown Cult as I was about to take a sip of my party punch.

24 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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[WP] It started off as a normal day. That was until all the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world suddenly changed to show every dad’s actual ranking. (Idea credit to u/the_boy_next_door2’s post on r/TheMonkeysPaw)

20 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts
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I watched in horror as my house burned to the ground.

19 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I always wondered why my basement door was locked on the inside rather than the outside.

16 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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