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[WP] Every year, an estimated 12,200 American seniors are mistakenly declared dead by the Social Security Administration. Most of them carry on with their lives. A small number, however, join the CIA's DEniable Assets Division, the world's deadliest octogenarian operations outfit.
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[WP] You're a lawyer that specializes in defamation cases. Your clientele? Slandered sea monsters, libeled leprechauns, and other misrepresented myths.
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[WP] In the jungles of Vietnam, the men of Australia's 2nd Infantry Battalion have done whatever it takes to survive. For these soldiers.....food crawls, holes are home, and mercy is optional. But even these conditions could not prepare the Aussies for.....the Viet Kongaroos.
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[WP] Ronald McDonald has been summoned to a sitdown with the Clowncil, the governing body of American clownery. "Childhood obesity is no laughing matter," the head clown explains.
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[WP] The streets are no place to make a life. I had a family...a house......a mattress. If I only hadn't torn that damn tag off. THEY wouldn't be after me.
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[WP] The gut feeling you get about certain situations is actually a form of ESP unique to humans. Because of this, humans are hired to guard alien heads-of-state throughout the universe.
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[WP] "Ya ever try to collect child support from a frickin' vampire? It ain't easy, ya know. Still, I do it for all the Blades and Hellboys out there. If it wasn't for us, they'd be on the street right now strung out on counterfeit virgin's blood."
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