WritingPrompts

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[WP] among the many senses developed on alien worlds, hearing is not one of them. To most extra terrestrials, the idea that we can detect them even with a wall between us is utterly horrifying	14937
[WP] you often talk to your friend about your plans to take over the world, going into great detail on everything. There are two things you don’t know however, 1) he’s an undercover CIA agent, 2) he’s taking you seriously	1420
[WP] you have been abducted by aliens and now live as a family pet. You’ve come to terms with your life, but are trying to prove you’re more than a dumb beast. Despite learning the language and building things, however they still think you’re just parroting and playing tricks.	708
[WP] ‘hewwo? We awr wiwwy sawwy, but dis is a decwowoation of war OwO.’ Was NOT the message you expected to receive making first contact with an alien race, but here you are.	594
[WP] the zombie apocalypse was SUPPOSED to collapse the government and let you fight for survival. But since the zombies are slow and stupid society hardly noticed. Now you’re trying to enjoy the apocalypse between your day to day life	436
[WP] you have a unique ability; any time you defeat a powerful creature/foe you can summon it once for a favour. Today you have decided to use all the favours you saved up, not because of an impending doom or anything like that, but because this one FREAKING IDIOT-	206
[WP] you’re an assassin sitting down to lunch. As you start eating, a man walks up to you and says ‘excuse me, you dropped this’ and hands you the knife you planted in his back not 10 minutes ago	107
[WP] you wake up to find that humanity has randomly chosen you to rule the world. You decide to mess around to show people how bad an idea this is, but then the aliens show up, congratulating you for uniting the planet, thereby joining the galactic community.	85
[WP] ‘That’s a big sword’ you say, daunted by the figure standing before you. Suddenly they stop. “Oh my gosh, RIGHT!? Nobody appreciates the fact that I’m swinging 7 FEET OF STEEL with one hand! And what’s worse...”	67
[WP] when aliens arrive on earth, they quickly become utterly horrified of bees, because according to all known laws of aviation, they should not be able to fly.	63

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