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[WP] Your exploration vessel has worked well with its new human crew members, since humans are eager to see all sorts of different worlds. However when your ship comes across it’s first Oceanic planet, the humans absolutely refuse to leave the ship
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[WP] The Aliens have accused the Humans of unlawful Kinetic bombardment, which confuses humanity as we are not currently at war with them. When brought to trial, the Aliens present the projectile as evidence, A single burnt Manhole cover.
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[WP] You are Death, and you’ve been assigned to guide a rather playful dog to the afterlife. Unfortunately for you, this dog’s favorite game is Keep away, and it snatched your scythe while you were petting it.
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[WP] As it turns out, Heaven does have assigned jobs. You have been assigned to work at the Cat Distribution System
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[WP] it’s hard to get the members of the Galactic federation to agree on anything. Mainly due to the sheer size and number of species. However the one thing that they can agree on is that teaching Humans magic was a really stupid idea
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[EU] There’s a new villain in Sector V and the Kids Next Door are having way too much trouble with them. Number 1 decides to call the KND Headquarters for backup. They send in agents from Sector G, The Gotham city division of the KND
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[WP] When it comes to augmented limbs most aliens view them as either a medical necessity or outright dishonorable. But any soldier going against humans will tell you, if you see a Human Cyborg, you are to run, hide, and pray to whatever god is listening it doesn’t find you
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