/u/Spaceman_Beard's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Has the hero been summoned? what do we know of him?" asked the arch priest. A young apprentice replied: "Yes sir he's still recovering, but..." -Well spill it out son.." said the arch priest. "All we know is his title from his former world, and it's rather disturbing. They called him Doom-guy"
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[WP] The Zalrex were feared among the galaxy as the most cruel, violent and ruthless species. They would bully, slap, hit, sometimes even kill other species. Nobody could stand in their way.. till they arrived on a small blue planet named Earth.
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[WP] In the grim darkness of the far future, Toy Story 5 changes drastically as new companions joins Buzz, Woddy and the others. Meet Warhammer 40k figures: The Imperium of Man, space marines and xenos.
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[WP] The demon was shaking with anxiety and fear from the wrath of this woman standing before him screaming. "I don't give a rats ass what contact you made! I legally adopted Daniel 6 years ago, he's MY son! you can't just take him as her first born, are you crazy?!" she sputtered.
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[WP] They say laughter is the best medicine. You're one of the few comedians left, hiding, fearing of getting caught. For that would most certainly lead to being harvest by the big pharmaceutical companies, to be sold as drugs.
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[WP] A beam of light fell down from the sky and out of it appeared a Mage, Warrior and a magical creature: "We heroes have come to save this realm in dire needs. who be the foe?" proclaimed the warrior. "uhmm.. that'll be our current climate change" replied Bill Nye
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[WP] As a kid you always met a dragon by a lake near your parents house near the hills, and you befriended this 'imagenary' dragon. After your dad's funeral you go back to the house to collet items when you see the dragon by the window and it says: 'my deepest condolences, Arthur was a good man'
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[WP] Gods are very real. we just haven't heard from them in centuries due to all the paperwork they had to move into digital form. now they're finally done and get back to work.
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[WP] As a kid you always had your imaginary friend named Lucy, by your side to tell you right from wrong. She was a nice girl but suddenly she vanished. Now, some 20 years later, she stopped by your house and said: 'We need your help, save humanity from my fathers wrath!'
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