/u/Spoon_Elemental's posts
[WP] After their chosen hero was slain by the demon king the gods who chose them were at a loss, but when an absolute nobody managed to finish the job the gods were overjoyed that the problem resolved itself. "HERETIC!" shout their followers. "YOU HAVE DEFIED THE GODS! YOU ARE NOT THEIR CHOSEN".
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[WP] You come across a festival. There's loud music playing, dancing and everybody is having a good time. You sneeze, everything goes quiet and everybody turns to stare at you.
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[WP] Your child recently started seeing somebody and are bringing their date over for dinner to meet you. You thought you were prepared for anything. You never expected your kid would bring home a mime.
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[WP] The villain is coming close to their goal of destroying all feelings of love in the world. "What are you gonna do, defeat me with the power of love and friendship?" asked the villain mockingly. The hero responds "No, I'm gonna turn you into a smear with pure unadulterated violence."
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[WP] Heaven and Hell are the same place. It's meant to be a paradise for everybody, but when you can't be the absolutely most powerful individual or do things to harm others an evil person perceives it as hell.
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[WP] A tomb is strewn with vast wealth to honor a respected figure. This draws grave robbers which necessitates guards for the tomb. The deceased is unable to pass on because of this. Not because of the robbers, but the wealth. They were a monk in life and do not believe in owning property.
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[WP] Bad news, you've just been horribly injured and are slowly but surely dying. Good news, you recently learned a summoning spell for a demon that accepts pain as payment in lieu of souls.
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[WP] A certain individual is having trouble telling reality from fiction. They refuse to seek help. It's become such a problem that even you want them to get treatment and you're one of their hallucinations.
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[WP] The kingdom is in panic. A new demon lord has risen and nobles are scrambling to try to come up with a way to stop him. What they don't know is that you already killed the demon lord, and you aren't about to tell them. You want to watch the nobles make fools of themselves over a false alarm.
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