/u/Spoon_Elemental's posts
[WP] The Ghost of Christmas Future has brought you to see yourself dying alone. You played the part and acted terrified, but when the ghost wasn't paying attention you pulled out your phone and used the internet of the future to look up stuff like winning lottery numbers and stock market records.
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[WP] In reality, most planets in the universe can support life just fine. Humans just got really REALLY unlucky with Earths location relative to everybody else.
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[WP] All of your plans have been leading up to this moment. Every failure was intended and accounted for. You foresaw every move your enemies could make and countered them spectacularly. You go to change your clothes into something more appropriate. Somebody has filled your shoes with Cheez Whiz.
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[WP] After a difficult trial you are the first person to lay eyes on the legendary sword in hundreds of years. You're disappointed to find that the sword at your side is more powerful. After all, in the time since the sword was created advancements in magic have outstripped the methods of the past.
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[WP] Desperate and at the end of your rope you turn to crime. During a mugging gone wrong you accidentally kill your mark, but as it turns out they were the big bad in disguise trying to spy one their enemies, and now everybody thinks you're a hero.
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[WP] Every single member of a party of adventurers is evil to the core. They're still the good guys though, good just has better perks.
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[WP] Buckets of steam, blinker fluid and the like. All classic hazing rituals for new hires. You've heard the stories and have done your research and you've come up with a smart ass response for every single on in advanced. You'll teach them what hazing really is. Today is your first day on the job.
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[WP] The castle guards are fighting a losing battle, the forces of evil have knocked down the last line of defense, or so everybody thought. You were given the gardener job class to serve the royal family despite dreams of adventure. Nobody ever considered what happens if a gardener level grinds.
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[WP] You were framed by a noble with a petty grudge and sentenced to death. While being escorted to your execution atop a high platform the noble comes to taunt you one last time. For only a moment the guards look away, you seize the moment and tackle the noble right off the platform to their death.
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[WP] A nymph has been trapped in a magical sleep for thousands of years. Upon waking up she is surprised to discover that modern humans are much harder to charm to do her bidding with her otherworldly beauty due to humans being overexposed to increasing beauty standards from movies and television.
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