/u/SprinklesTheEevee's posts
[WP] "Is there anything you regret about being the first man on the moon?" the reporter asked Neil Armstrong. "Probably the fact that every moon deity on the planet wants me dead for setting foot on their sacred ground." he responds. The reporter laughs, but he's not joking.
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[WP] You have been tasked to kill the mountain sized wolf that has devoured countless villages. When you reach its lair you discover that the wolf is nothing more than a playful, untrained puppy owned by an even bigger giant who was unaware of the chaos its caused.
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[WP] The day of the solar eclipse arrives, the glorious event that occurs every couple of years when Apollo does something so incredibly stupid that Artemis has to yell at him in broad daylight in front of half the world.
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[WP] On the run from mercenaries, a young girl stumbles into an old Greek temple and in a last ditch effort to save herself, begs for help from whichever god or goddess it belongs to. She didn't expect them to show up in person.
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[WP] A Moon Goddess finds a little Russian dog named Laika (the first animal in space) stranded in orbit and decides to rescue/adopt her.
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[WP] Extremists have kidnapped an American journalist in Iraq. They are about to execute this poor soul, named Clark Kent.
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[WP] It's Father's day, and Zeus summons Poseidon, Hades, Demeter, Hera and Hestia to discuss about their "Once in a Millenium" Father's day "gift" to Kronos.
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[WP] You run a hotel that hosts family reunions. For some reason, most of your staff have decided to quit upon learning that the next clients are known as the Olympian Family so you decide to pick up the slack and host the occasion yourself. It's not like they're the actual Greek Gods, right?
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[WP] A god disguises themselves as a mortal in an attempt to woo a girl who is also secretly a god in disguise. Neither are aware that the other is actually divine and she is offended that a random mortal would dare to try and flirt with her. Things get awkward.
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[WP] Tomorrow morning people look up in the sky to see that the sun has gone, replaced by a flaming chariot driven by, presumably, the Sun God. Investigation at a distance; telescopes, radar, etc, are consistent with this. Attempts to approach always result in the plane bursting into flames.
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