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With a gun in his mouth, he sat there thinking no-one in the world would care if he died. Then, the phone rang;

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As his goons held me down, all I could do was shout "You must not read from the book!"

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After a brief conversation, I used my very first wish to set the genie free.

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CONGRATULATIONS!

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"Twelve dead in botched jewelry heist."

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Whenever someone hurts me, they wind up mysteriously and violently dead.

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The cruise-ship's survivors were finally lined up to receive their Corona virus vaccinations.

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Our terror cell had finally perfected a virus that would replicate by damaging the brain until its host was too unhinged to avoid spreading it.

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As he received the message that their sleeper cell had been activated, a smile grew across his face.

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What should my next sentence be about: necrophilia, pedophilia, torture, devil worship, or good old fashioned murder?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
With a gun in his mouth, he sat there thinking no-one in the world would care if he died. Then, the phone rang;	74
As his goons held me down, all I could do was shout "You must not read from the book!"	61
After a brief conversation, I used my very first wish to set the genie free.	57
CONGRATULATIONS!	49
"Twelve dead in botched jewelry heist."	46
Whenever someone hurts me, they wind up mysteriously and violently dead.	44
The cruise-ship's survivors were finally lined up to receive their Corona virus vaccinations.	37
Our terror cell had finally perfected a virus that would replicate by damaging the brain until its host was too unhinged to avoid spreading it.	29
As he received the message that their sleeper cell had been activated, a smile grew across his face.	22
What should my next sentence be about: necrophilia, pedophilia, torture, devil worship, or good old fashioned murder?	21