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The elder gods were horrifying Eldritch abominations that had been absent for thousands of years.

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With a gun in his mouth, he sat there thinking no-one in the world would care if he died. Then, the phone rang;

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As his goons held me down, all I could do was shout "You must not read from the book!"

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After a brief conversation, I used my very first wish to set the genie free.

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CONGRATULATIONS!

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"Twelve dead in botched jewelry heist."

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Whenever someone hurts me, they wind up mysteriously and violently dead.

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The cruise-ship's survivors were finally lined up to receive their Corona virus vaccinations.

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Our terror cell had finally perfected a virus that would replicate by damaging the brain until its host was too unhinged to avoid spreading it.

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As he received the message that their sleeper cell had been activated, a smile grew across his face.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The elder gods were horrifying Eldritch abominations that had been absent for thousands of years.	79	TwoSentenceHorror
With a gun in his mouth, he sat there thinking no-one in the world would care if he died. Then, the phone rang;	74	TwoSentenceHorror
As his goons held me down, all I could do was shout "You must not read from the book!"	61	TwoSentenceHorror
After a brief conversation, I used my very first wish to set the genie free.	57	TwoSentenceHorror
CONGRATULATIONS!	49	TwoSentenceHorror
"Twelve dead in botched jewelry heist."	46	TwoSentenceHorror
Whenever someone hurts me, they wind up mysteriously and violently dead.	44	TwoSentenceHorror
The cruise-ship's survivors were finally lined up to receive their Corona virus vaccinations.	37	TwoSentenceHorror
Our terror cell had finally perfected a virus that would replicate by damaging the brain until its host was too unhinged to avoid spreading it.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
As he received the message that their sleeper cell had been activated, a smile grew across his face.	22	TwoSentenceHorror