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[WP] Several decades ago, an entire generation was told by an alien force that they must terraform the Earth by 2050. If they succeed, Humanity will be considered resourceful enough to survive among the higher races of the Galaxy. Failure will result in a single, massive explosion.

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What should my next sentence be about: necrophilia, pedophilia, torture, devil worship, or good old fashioned murder?

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This reflective vest is great for running through the city at night!

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[SP] You find an ancient letter in old desk at a thrift shop. It is still sealed with wax, and in leiu of an address, bears only the words NEVER OPEN.

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Evie's parents were proud when she finally overcame her fear of the bathtub drain.

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My friend was flushed, sweating, and short of breath, so I hit him with my Epi-pen...

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As the bulbous orange face on my kitchen table grinned its fiery grin and stared with its backlit eyes, I remembered that I had not yet bought a pumpkin for Halloween...

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As he flapped his wings and approached me for the third day this week, I felt the world fall out from beneath my feet; I knew what he was going to demand of me before the words ever left his mouth...

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I kept warning my husband not to screw around with the wood chipper, but he never listened to me!

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For sale: Baby shoes.

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[WP] Several decades ago, an entire generation was told by an alien force that they must terraform the Earth by 2050. If they succeed, Humanity will be considered resourceful enough to survive among the higher races of the Galaxy. Failure will result in a single, massive explosion.	21	WritingPrompts
What should my next sentence be about: necrophilia, pedophilia, torture, devil worship, or good old fashioned murder?	21	TwoSentenceHorror
This reflective vest is great for running through the city at night!	17	TwoSentenceHorror
[SP] You find an ancient letter in old desk at a thrift shop. It is still sealed with wax, and in leiu of an address, bears only the words NEVER OPEN.	17	WritingPrompts
Evie's parents were proud when she finally overcame her fear of the bathtub drain.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
My friend was flushed, sweating, and short of breath, so I hit him with my Epi-pen...	12	TwoSentenceHorror
As the bulbous orange face on my kitchen table grinned its fiery grin and stared with its backlit eyes, I remembered that I had not yet bought a pumpkin for Halloween...	10	TwoSentenceHorror
As he flapped his wings and approached me for the third day this week, I felt the world fall out from beneath my feet; I knew what he was going to demand of me before the words ever left his mouth...	9	TwoSentenceHorror
I kept warning my husband not to screw around with the wood chipper, but he never listened to me!	9	TwoSentenceHorror
For sale: Baby shoes.	8	TwoSentenceHorror