/u/SqueakyFarts99's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was so relieved when my antipsychotics silenced the persistent voice in my head.

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When my best friend sneezed, I instinctively said, "Bless you!"

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On one hand, I support freedom of religion.

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Being able to regenerate from even otherwise fatal injuries has its perks.

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Red is my favorite color.

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Everybody keeps telling me that this is my real family, and not a bunch of imposters.

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"I put a bit of myself in every meal I make for you," she said.

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The creepy clown decoration with the bowl of candy had a sign reading "Please Take Only One", so I decided to be cheeky and took two before moving on.

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Finding out I was in a computer simulation wasn't so bad.

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My wife was so proud when our young son started eating solid foods.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was so relieved when my antipsychotics silenced the persistent voice in my head.	199
When my best friend sneezed, I instinctively said, "Bless you!"	190
On one hand, I support freedom of religion.	167
Being able to regenerate from even otherwise fatal injuries has its perks.	153
Red is my favorite color.	141
Everybody keeps telling me that this is my real family, and not a bunch of imposters.	120
"I put a bit of myself in every meal I make for you," she said.	101
The creepy clown decoration with the bowl of candy had a sign reading "Please Take Only One", so I decided to be cheeky and took two before moving on.	97
Finding out I was in a computer simulation wasn't so bad.	92
My wife was so proud when our young son started eating solid foods.	85