/u/SqueakyFarts99's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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If I know this is a nightmare, then I can wake up... right?

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She said she was tired of men leaving her.

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[DEC22] I ran into my ex at the grocery store today.

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When the kaiju rose from the sea, the city turned on the air raid siren to warn people of the danger.

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He'd had a beer gut for a while, so he didn't think it had anything to do with his fatigue and nausea until his wife finally made him see a doctor.

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Being stuck in a full-body cast was bad, but at least I have a live-in attendant to help me out.

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I've had this cyst for a while and decided to get it removed.

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When they discovered I could regrow any body part within a day, they called me a miracle.

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When I told my mom about a big spider in the basement, she grabbed a shoe and told me she'd take care of it.

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I love Halloween.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
If I know this is a nightmare, then I can wake up... right?	82
She said she was tired of men leaving her.	76
[DEC22] I ran into my ex at the grocery store today.	76
When the kaiju rose from the sea, the city turned on the air raid siren to warn people of the danger.	76
He'd had a beer gut for a while, so he didn't think it had anything to do with his fatigue and nausea until his wife finally made him see a doctor.	74
Being stuck in a full-body cast was bad, but at least I have a live-in attendant to help me out.	73
I've had this cyst for a while and decided to get it removed.	70
When they discovered I could regrow any body part within a day, they called me a miracle.	70
When I told my mom about a big spider in the basement, she grabbed a shoe and told me she'd take care of it.	69
I love Halloween.	66