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I kept my attention focused on her shapely body and perfect breasts.

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The little girl was surprised to see the Tooth Fairy standing over her with a pair of pliers.

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Everyone told me my arachnophobia was just silly.

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I used to laugh about how H.P. Lovecraft was apparently terrified of seafood.

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Our daughter always slept with her beloved teddy bear because "Mr. Teddy gets rid of the monsters. "

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As the police arrested her for torturing and killing her husband and children, all she felt was annoyance.

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I don't understand why all my friends abandoned me in the middle of nowhere over a headache.

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Our vows said "till death do us part".

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They decided to throw a surprise birthday party for him, the first he'd had since leaving the military.

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I went camping with my friends like we do every weekend.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I kept my attention focused on her shapely body and perfect breasts.	61
The little girl was surprised to see the Tooth Fairy standing over her with a pair of pliers.	59
Everyone told me my arachnophobia was just silly.	59
I used to laugh about how H.P. Lovecraft was apparently terrified of seafood.	56
Our daughter always slept with her beloved teddy bear because "Mr. Teddy gets rid of the monsters. "	55
As the police arrested her for torturing and killing her husband and children, all she felt was annoyance.	54
I don't understand why all my friends abandoned me in the middle of nowhere over a headache.	52
Our vows said "till death do us part".	50
They decided to throw a surprise birthday party for him, the first he'd had since leaving the military.	47
I went camping with my friends like we do every weekend.	45