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I went camping with my friends like we do every weekend.

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As I reached my late 40's, my friends started telling me about my "change of life".

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The Sawyer weight loss program guaranteed that I would lose weight.

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I'm not OCD--I just like things to match.

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Dad was eager to finally meet the young man from his daughter's church group.

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"I like to appreciate a woman's inner beauty," he told her.

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I've always thought men were pigs.

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After years of trying and dozens of fertility experts, my wife and I were overjoyed to find she was pregnant.

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The bakery just dropped off the cake for my buddy's bachelor party.

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The artist wanted to see everything as accurately as possible, to improve his paintings.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I went camping with my friends like we do every weekend.	45
As I reached my late 40's, my friends started telling me about my "change of life".	43
The Sawyer weight loss program guaranteed that I would lose weight.	43
I'm not OCD--I just like things to match.	42
Dad was eager to finally meet the young man from his daughter's church group.	42
"I like to appreciate a woman's inner beauty," he told her.	40
I've always thought men were pigs.	36
After years of trying and dozens of fertility experts, my wife and I were overjoyed to find she was pregnant.	36
The bakery just dropped off the cake for my buddy's bachelor party.	35
The artist wanted to see everything as accurately as possible, to improve his paintings.	35