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The house looked like a typical case of hoarding as the Adult Protective Services caseworkers navigated between piles of trash and rotted food.

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When they first met, she told him she was a bookbinder.

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The blood just wouldn't come off my hands.

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We fed the computer all of human knowledge, including philosophy, and when it finished processing we asked it if there was a God.

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I'm tired of everyone trying to get me to eat, since they obviously don't care that I'm trying to lose weight.

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I had such a vivid dream last night, where I was being attacked by monsters and had to kill them.

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"Mommies love their children and would never leave them, right?"

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"I'm looking for a hookup and I'm only 2 miles away!" the ad said, before it changed.

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I invented a machine that will rid the world of all conflict!

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[MAR23] He kept his gaze fixed on her shapely body and perfect breasts as she approached him.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The house looked like a typical case of hoarding as the Adult Protective Services caseworkers navigated between piles of trash and rotted food.	34
When they first met, she told him she was a bookbinder.	33
The blood just wouldn't come off my hands.	33
We fed the computer all of human knowledge, including philosophy, and when it finished processing we asked it if there was a God.	30
I'm tired of everyone trying to get me to eat, since they obviously don't care that I'm trying to lose weight.	30
I had such a vivid dream last night, where I was being attacked by monsters and had to kill them.	29
"Mommies love their children and would never leave them, right?"	29
"I'm looking for a hookup and I'm only 2 miles away!" the ad said, before it changed.	29
I invented a machine that will rid the world of all conflict!	28
[MAR23] He kept his gaze fixed on her shapely body and perfect breasts as she approached him.	28