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Before the hypnotist put me under, he assured me that even hypnosis couldn't make me do anything I truly didn't want to do.

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My daughter's cramps were extra bad this month, so I let her stay home from school.

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"Send more police," the call came to dispatch.

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Look--the first snowflake of winter!

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My baby daughter had twelve teeth come in today.

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The factory worker reflexively reached out to pick up her scattered heart pills.

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People told me Australia had some really big spiders.

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The boy's mom said he ate a lot, so I made sure I knew where the snacks were.

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I took my wife to her first ultrasound today.

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Having locked-in syndrome is bad enough.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Before the hypnotist put me under, he assured me that even hypnosis couldn't make me do anything I truly didn't want to do.	27
My daughter's cramps were extra bad this month, so I let her stay home from school.	26
"Send more police," the call came to dispatch.	26
Look--the first snowflake of winter!	26
My baby daughter had twelve teeth come in today.	25
The factory worker reflexively reached out to pick up her scattered heart pills.	24
People told me Australia had some really big spiders.	24
The boy's mom said he ate a lot, so I made sure I knew where the snacks were.	23
I took my wife to her first ultrasound today.	22
Having locked-in syndrome is bad enough.	21