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[WP] "How were you able to survive my strongest attack?!" "Easy. I had my hitbox surgically removed."

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[WP] An adolescent vampire is going through his rebellious phase and starts adopting human fashion to annoy his highly traditional parents.

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[WP] You seem to be the only one who realizes that the so-called Great Detective is a complete idiot.

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[WP] The latest soul to enter Hell is so incorrigibly optimistic that the demons are having a hard time torturing him.

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[WP] A wizard watches a stage magician perform, trying like hell to figure out how he's doing what he's doing while clearly not possessing any magic.

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[WP] You are constantly dodging the universe's attempts to make you the Chosen One.

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[WP] "Did... did you just call the demon lord an overdramatic bitch?"

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[WP] A werewolf gets caught getting belly rubs from his human girlfriend and must prepare himself for his friends' ribbing.

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[WP] A ghost is a bit nonplussed to find the person it's trying to haunt is just happy to have someone to talk to.

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[WP] "What to Expect When You're Expecting the Antichrist: How to Raise Your Hellspawn Without Losing Your Mind"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "How were you able to survive my strongest attack?!" "Easy. I had my hitbox surgically removed."	159
[WP] An adolescent vampire is going through his rebellious phase and starts adopting human fashion to annoy his highly traditional parents.	157
[WP] You seem to be the only one who realizes that the so-called Great Detective is a complete idiot.	151
[WP] The latest soul to enter Hell is so incorrigibly optimistic that the demons are having a hard time torturing him.	141
[WP] A wizard watches a stage magician perform, trying like hell to figure out how he's doing what he's doing while clearly not possessing any magic.	114
[WP] You are constantly dodging the universe's attempts to make you the Chosen One.	108
[WP] "Did... did you just call the demon lord an overdramatic bitch?"	96
[WP] A werewolf gets caught getting belly rubs from his human girlfriend and must prepare himself for his friends' ribbing.	91
[WP] A ghost is a bit nonplussed to find the person it's trying to haunt is just happy to have someone to talk to.	88
[WP] "What to Expect When You're Expecting the Antichrist: How to Raise Your Hellspawn Without Losing Your Mind"	85