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[WP] A woman prophesied to give birth to the Chosen One gives birth to triplets instead.

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[WP] The local costumed vigilantes coordinate their schedules so everyone has a chance to brood on the really cool lookout point above the city.

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[WP] "Grog have degree in quantum physics, NOT ENGLISH."

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[WP] You adopt a magical creature as a pet. As it matures you learn its language and discover that it considers you its pet.

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[WP] A wizard learns how to rap as a method of winning more wizard duels.

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[WP] The hero has been kidnapped, and now his captors must deal with the greatest threat they've ever faced: the hero's girlfriend.

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[WP] "Listen, can we postpone our climactic battle until tomorrow? I have to take Tracy to ballet in half an hour, and you know how traffic can be this time of day."

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[WP] The archvillain is secretly crushing on the hero and is just being really awkward about it.

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[WP] Your fellow adventurers have magic swords named things like Hellreaver, Spiteblade the Drinker of Souls, and Dragonstooth. Your magic sword is named Jeff.

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[WP] You are a horrible villain. It isn't that you're especially dangerous or cunning--you're just really bad at it.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] A woman prophesied to give birth to the Chosen One gives birth to triplets instead.	2311
[WP] The local costumed vigilantes coordinate their schedules so everyone has a chance to brood on the really cool lookout point above the city.	2145
[WP] "Grog have degree in quantum physics, NOT ENGLISH."	1656
[WP] You adopt a magical creature as a pet. As it matures you learn its language and discover that it considers you its pet.	915
[WP] A wizard learns how to rap as a method of winning more wizard duels.	543
[WP] The hero has been kidnapped, and now his captors must deal with the greatest threat they've ever faced: the hero's girlfriend.	322
[WP] "Listen, can we postpone our climactic battle until tomorrow? I have to take Tracy to ballet in half an hour, and you know how traffic can be this time of day."	234
[WP] The archvillain is secretly crushing on the hero and is just being really awkward about it.	209
[WP] Your fellow adventurers have magic swords named things like Hellreaver, Spiteblade the Drinker of Souls, and Dragonstooth. Your magic sword is named Jeff.	194
[WP] You are a horrible villain. It isn't that you're especially dangerous or cunning--you're just really bad at it.	183