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[WP] The party's new bard just plugged his lute into a magical amplifier. Things are about to get lit.

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[WP] The dragon who keeps stealing maidens just wants a girlfriend and is bad at dating.

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[WP] A human colony on an alien planet is carefully tended by intelligent arachnids. Today you discover their reasons.

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[WP] "So... explain why we should allow a sentient squirrel on our superhero team?"

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[EU] Dean Winchester glared at the dementor as he set the shotgun to his shoulder. "Expecto patronum, you son of a bitch," he snarled, before pulling the trigger.

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[WP] "Actually, kobolds tend to be pretty smart... just in very specific ways."

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[WP] An eldritch being needs to crash on your couch for a few days while it works things out back home.

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[WP] Death offers to play a game for your life. He doesn't know about Dungeons and Dragons... yet.

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[WP] A gnome discovers kites and decides to get the biggest, coolest kite he can. He is about to learn what happens when a sport kite's lifting power exceeds his weight.

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[WP] You didn't actually defeat the villain. He tripped and fell down the stairs of his own lair. Now the grateful villagers want the epic tale of your heroic victory.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The party's new bard just plugged his lute into a magical amplifier. Things are about to get lit.	39
[WP] The dragon who keeps stealing maidens just wants a girlfriend and is bad at dating.	38
[WP] A human colony on an alien planet is carefully tended by intelligent arachnids. Today you discover their reasons.	37
[WP] "So... explain why we should allow a sentient squirrel on our superhero team?"	36
[EU] Dean Winchester glared at the dementor as he set the shotgun to his shoulder. "Expecto patronum, you son of a bitch," he snarled, before pulling the trigger.	36
[WP] "Actually, kobolds tend to be pretty smart... just in very specific ways."	34
[WP] An eldritch being needs to crash on your couch for a few days while it works things out back home.	33
[WP] Death offers to play a game for your life. He doesn't know about Dungeons and Dragons... yet.	32
[WP] A gnome discovers kites and decides to get the biggest, coolest kite he can. He is about to learn what happens when a sport kite's lifting power exceeds his weight.	32
[WP] You didn't actually defeat the villain. He tripped and fell down the stairs of his own lair. Now the grateful villagers want the epic tale of your heroic victory.	31