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[WP] When your child tells you about the monster under their bed, your expression hardens. That shadowy bastard picked the wrong damn household.

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[WP] Satan discovers a new type of torment to add to Hell: bureaucracy.

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[WP] "Uhh, guys? I think I broke math."

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[WP] "So, your land is on the brink of a wizard war and you need a negotiator? Pfft. I've worked customer service for fifteen years. Let's do this."

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[WP] Your new coworker is a dragon, and you are in charge of training them.

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[WP] You didn't mean to save the city from destruction. You just wanted to find out who kept stealing your newspaper.

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[WP] You are a home remodeling contractor, hired by an evil overlord to improve his lair's aesthetic.

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[WP] You encounter a mimic with absolutely no sense of scale or proportions.

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[WP] You work at a retirement home for elderly fantasy heroes.

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[WP] As the middleman for a creator of extremely detailed stone statues, you must convince a prospective buyer that the artist is not a medusa, and the works have nothing to do with recent disappearances.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] When your child tells you about the monster under their bed, your expression hardens. That shadowy bastard picked the wrong damn household.	20
[WP] Satan discovers a new type of torment to add to Hell: bureaucracy.	19
[WP] "Uhh, guys? I think I broke math."	19
[WP] "So, your land is on the brink of a wizard war and you need a negotiator? Pfft. I've worked customer service for fifteen years. Let's do this."	19
[WP] Your new coworker is a dragon, and you are in charge of training them.	18
[WP] You didn't mean to save the city from destruction. You just wanted to find out who kept stealing your newspaper.	18
[WP] You are a home remodeling contractor, hired by an evil overlord to improve his lair's aesthetic.	18
[WP] You encounter a mimic with absolutely no sense of scale or proportions.	18
[WP] You work at a retirement home for elderly fantasy heroes.	18
[WP] As the middleman for a creator of extremely detailed stone statues, you must convince a prospective buyer that the artist is not a medusa, and the works have nothing to do with recent disappearances.	18