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When my best friend sneezed, I instinctively said, "Bless you!"

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[WP] You are a horrible villain. It isn't that you're especially dangerous or cunning--you're just really bad at it.

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On one hand, I support freedom of religion.

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[WP] "How were you able to survive my strongest attack?!" "Easy. I had my hitbox surgically removed."

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[WP] An adolescent vampire is going through his rebellious phase and starts adopting human fashion to annoy his highly traditional parents.

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Being able to regenerate from even otherwise fatal injuries has its perks.

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[WP] You seem to be the only one who realizes that the so-called Great Detective is a complete idiot.

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Red is my favorite color.

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[WP] The latest soul to enter Hell is so incorrigibly optimistic that the demons are having a hard time torturing him.

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Everybody keeps telling me that this is my real family, and not a bunch of imposters.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When my best friend sneezed, I instinctively said, "Bless you!"	190	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You are a horrible villain. It isn't that you're especially dangerous or cunning--you're just really bad at it.	183	WritingPrompts
On one hand, I support freedom of religion.	167	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] "How were you able to survive my strongest attack?!" "Easy. I had my hitbox surgically removed."	159	WritingPrompts
[WP] An adolescent vampire is going through his rebellious phase and starts adopting human fashion to annoy his highly traditional parents.	157	WritingPrompts
Being able to regenerate from even otherwise fatal injuries has its perks.	153	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You seem to be the only one who realizes that the so-called Great Detective is a complete idiot.	151	WritingPrompts
Red is my favorite color.	141	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] The latest soul to enter Hell is so incorrigibly optimistic that the demons are having a hard time torturing him.	141	WritingPrompts
Everybody keeps telling me that this is my real family, and not a bunch of imposters.	120	TwoSentenceHorror