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The cultists watched in joy as their chanting called up a huge rubbery tentacle from the sea.

119 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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[WP] A wizard watches a stage magician perform, trying like hell to figure out how he's doing what he's doing while clearly not possessing any magic.

114 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You are constantly dodging the universe's attempts to make you the Chosen One.

108 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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"I put a bit of myself in every meal I make for you," she said.

101 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The creepy clown decoration with the bowl of candy had a sign reading "Please Take Only One", so I decided to be cheeky and took two before moving on.

97 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] "Did... did you just call the demon lord an overdramatic bitch?"

96 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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Finding out I was in a computer simulation wasn't so bad.

92 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] A werewolf gets caught getting belly rubs from his human girlfriend and must prepare himself for his friends' ribbing.

91 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] A ghost is a bit nonplussed to find the person it's trying to haunt is just happy to have someone to talk to.

88 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] "What to Expect When You're Expecting the Antichrist: How to Raise Your Hellspawn Without Losing Your Mind"

85 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The cultists watched in joy as their chanting called up a huge rubbery tentacle from the sea.	119	TwoSentenceComedy
[WP] A wizard watches a stage magician perform, trying like hell to figure out how he's doing what he's doing while clearly not possessing any magic.	114	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are constantly dodging the universe's attempts to make you the Chosen One.	108	WritingPrompts
"I put a bit of myself in every meal I make for you," she said.	101	TwoSentenceHorror
The creepy clown decoration with the bowl of candy had a sign reading "Please Take Only One", so I decided to be cheeky and took two before moving on.	97	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] "Did... did you just call the demon lord an overdramatic bitch?"	96	WritingPrompts
Finding out I was in a computer simulation wasn't so bad.	92	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] A werewolf gets caught getting belly rubs from his human girlfriend and must prepare himself for his friends' ribbing.	91	WritingPrompts
[WP] A ghost is a bit nonplussed to find the person it's trying to haunt is just happy to have someone to talk to.	88	WritingPrompts
[WP] "What to Expect When You're Expecting the Antichrist: How to Raise Your Hellspawn Without Losing Your Mind"	85	WritingPrompts