/u/StUPiD_CaKe's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Meet John. John is the dumbest human alive. John is so dumb that the mind control ray that enslaved all of humanity only left him unaffected. Now it’s up to John to save the world.
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[WP] “Sir, earth has found us.” The man in charge shouts “ WHO, WHO TOLD THEM?!” “Sir, no they found us on their own.” The man calmed down. “How, did our camouflage break?” “No it was because we hid Too well and they noticed the missing space.
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[WP] Most people who travel to the top of your mountain are there to ask you questions about life. Today you watched a 16-year-old climb your entire mountain just to call you a dipshit.
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[WP] “Your honor, my client could not have committed the murder as the victim had 28 stab wounds but my client only had 1 knife.” “Yes, of course! We are sorry for accusing you.”
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[WP] You were a teacher grading stories when suddenly you got sucked into one! There is some good news though: the plot is so predictable that you break the story and confuse all the other characters.
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[WP] “Every 10 or so years, a human comes to this world and we are long overdue for one, once I find them, I will kill them!” You, a secret human, and their best friend, listen patiently.
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[WP] Every night you have a dream where you appear near someone who needs mental help and you talk them down, give them advice, etc, then vanish. You never thought of these as real until you got stuck.
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[WP] As a dragon, you have always been fond of a human. Always going on adventures, learning, and hanging out. However, Dragons live for 100s of years while humans... Do not. You are now forced to come to terms with this.
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