/u/StartupDino's posts
[WP] You're Barack Obama. 4 months into your retirement, you awake to find a letter with no return address on your bedside table. It reads "I hope you've had a chance to relax Barack...but pack your bags and call the number below. It's time to start the real job." Signed simply, "JFK."
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[WP] While your family is playing around with your new Google Home device, you jokingly say “Hey Google, what should be do this evening?” The device responds “You should destroy all electronic devices including me and lock your doors. We’re taking over tonight.”
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[WP] As an FBI investigator, you discover a troubling trend. Serial killers are 200x more likely to put toilet paper rolls on backwards. One evening, you notice your 3-year old reversed the rolls in every bathroom in the house...
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[WP] While touring a Michael Jackson exhibit, you notice something odd about his platinum Thriller album. After hearing faint dancing footsteps and a recognizable squeal....you realize. It's a horcrux.
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