/u/SteevyT's posts
[WP] At first contact, it was assumed that humans are an amphibious species. Turns out the idea of having a pool, or bath tub, or even a shower is friggen weird to most alien species.
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[WP]you are looked at as one of the most successful super heroes. Not because you have any excellent powers, but because surprisingly few people can shrug off a .45 when they drop their guard to monologue.
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[WP] An alien race comes to Earth very concerned for humanity. It turns out, we have a lot of songs asking what love is, or why we love, or where did the love go and they came to help us find the answers.
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[WP] Instead of "Let there be light," or a big bang, this universe began with "Hey y'all, watch this!"
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[IP] After years of searching, researching, several bribes, a couple assassinations, and one really pissed off ex, you finally found it. The mighty, fully automatic assault guitar.
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[WP]Unfortunately for the vampire community, when Toto blessed the rains down in Africa, it all became holy water. Every time it rains, it's all holy water falling from the sky.
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[EU] About 70 years after the events in Toy Story 3, Woody found his way back to Andy. Both are old and worn out; if there are any final goodbyes, now is the time.
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