/u/SterlingMagleby's posts in /r/HFY

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Only the Strong

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The zombie apocalypse broke out ten years ago, but my manager at Domino's didn't care. We've stayed in business all this time.

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[PI] Doom Guy goes to his first court ordered therapy session.

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[PI] A witch has cursed you, but she screws it up. Instead of repeating the same day over and over for a thousand years, you experience the next 1,000 June 9ths all in a row.

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[PI] Contrary to what many prompts claim, humans are actually the most perfectly average race in the Galaxy. As such, they are regarded as boring by many species.

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[PI] The Galactic Representative Senate has high seats for the thirty most advanced societies in the Milky Way. The thirtieth seat, humanity, is the only society not to make use of a Hive Mind.

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[PI] Earth is famous for its ability to repel invasions by galactic warlords, although it’s unknown how, as everyone who’s ever tried makes up different excuses. As it turns out, humans are just an irresistably adorable species that nobody wants to eliminate.

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The aliens have invaded Earth! ...and so have these other aliens. Shit.

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It's All Relative

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[PI] They say Terran time is the hardest prison time you can do. You’ve done time all over the galaxy and never really believed it - until today, when you were caught robbing a liquor store in a human territory called Mississippi.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Only the Strong	1908
The zombie apocalypse broke out ten years ago, but my manager at Domino's didn't care. We've stayed in business all this time.	1779
[PI] Doom Guy goes to his first court ordered therapy session.	1612
[PI] A witch has cursed you, but she screws it up. Instead of repeating the same day over and over for a thousand years, you experience the next 1,000 June 9ths all in a row.	1426
[PI] Contrary to what many prompts claim, humans are actually the most perfectly average race in the Galaxy. As such, they are regarded as boring by many species.	1403
[PI] The Galactic Representative Senate has high seats for the thirty most advanced societies in the Milky Way. The thirtieth seat, humanity, is the only society not to make use of a Hive Mind.	1401
[PI] Earth is famous for its ability to repel invasions by galactic warlords, although it’s unknown how, as everyone who’s ever tried makes up different excuses. As it turns out, humans are just an irresistably adorable species that nobody wants to eliminate.	1391
The aliens have invaded Earth! ...and so have these other aliens. Shit.	1338
It's All Relative	1224
[PI] They say Terran time is the hardest prison time you can do. You’ve done time all over the galaxy and never really believed it - until today, when you were caught robbing a liquor store in a human territory called Mississippi.	1149