/u/SterlingMagleby's posts in /r/HFY

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[PI] You discover the doors to Asgard. You find that it is in ruins, due to the events of Ragnarok. You hear something stir and turn around. You hold your hands up and feel the cold handle of Mjonir resting in your fingers.

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[PI] You just pulled into your driveway to see your child has accidentally summoned a demon using sidewalk chalk and toys.

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[PI] Your planet has been invaded by an advanced alien race. Intel says that they are dependent on a hive-mind. You are the planet's greatest soldier and you have been assigned to destroy their hive-mind, their so-called "Internet", and save Kepler 69c from the invaders from Earth.

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Theory of Smell

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Exploratory Prize

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[PI] Humanity expected First Contact to be with an entirely new race - Not more humans.

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[PI] You’ve made a discovery. The things we identify as trees are actually mediocre copies of real trees. Mesas aren’t geological features, rather they are fossilized stumps of real trees. Your mission is to figure out why.

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They Butcher Themselves

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[PI] Billions of years after creating the universe, your assistant manager approaches you to inform you of an unexpected development. Planet Earth has randomly spawned intelligent beings called humans. You decide to investigate...

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Look Upon My Works, Ye Mighty, And Hope

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[PI] You discover the doors to Asgard. You find that it is in ruins, due to the events of Ragnarok. You hear something stir and turn around. You hold your hands up and feel the cold handle of Mjonir resting in your fingers.	893
[PI] You just pulled into your driveway to see your child has accidentally summoned a demon using sidewalk chalk and toys.	889
[PI] Your planet has been invaded by an advanced alien race. Intel says that they are dependent on a hive-mind. You are the planet's greatest soldier and you have been assigned to destroy their hive-mind, their so-called "Internet", and save Kepler 69c from the invaders from Earth.	878
Theory of Smell	870
Exploratory Prize	861
[PI] Humanity expected First Contact to be with an entirely new race - Not more humans.	852
[PI] You’ve made a discovery. The things we identify as trees are actually mediocre copies of real trees. Mesas aren’t geological features, rather they are fossilized stumps of real trees. Your mission is to figure out why.	852
They Butcher Themselves	818
[PI] Billions of years after creating the universe, your assistant manager approaches you to inform you of an unexpected development. Planet Earth has randomly spawned intelligent beings called humans. You decide to investigate...	786
Look Upon My Works, Ye Mighty, And Hope	761