/u/SterlingMagleby's posts
[PI] In tears, she kisses her fingers and presses them to her webcam. "Goodnight, Mr. FBI man." She says it to an imaginary friend, as if someone is really there listening to all her problems. He is.
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[PI] When the first alien spaceship crashed in your yard, you were shocked. When the fifth one crashed in your yard some time later, you were mildly surprised. By the time the twentieth one crashed in your yard, you were simply annoyed.
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