/u/StickySlush's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I'm wheeled into the ambulance with a limb missing, I can't stop thinking about those idiots who called me salty just minutes before this happened to me.

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Excitedly, I zapped myself with my newly invented Grown Ray, and watched myself grow to the size of a building.

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After a year or so, I'm finally able to come out of the closet.

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I looked through the cage bars, eyeing the hamster behind the bars as it ate a sunflower seed before me.

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With my last dying breath, I whispered into my daughter's ear.

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Like the questions people always ask, I found myself outside my burning house with the opportunity to only save 1 thing of mine.

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I’ve been scared of dolls ever since my friend told me a story.

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I hate how noisy my upstairs neighbours are.

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I love looking out the window and imagining a man running beside my car when I'm in it.

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I felt a sharp prick in my arm which jolted me awake.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I'm wheeled into the ambulance with a limb missing, I can't stop thinking about those idiots who called me salty just minutes before this happened to me.	533
Excitedly, I zapped myself with my newly invented Grown Ray, and watched myself grow to the size of a building.	279
After a year or so, I'm finally able to come out of the closet.	123
I looked through the cage bars, eyeing the hamster behind the bars as it ate a sunflower seed before me.	77
With my last dying breath, I whispered into my daughter's ear.	68
Like the questions people always ask, I found myself outside my burning house with the opportunity to only save 1 thing of mine.	64
I’ve been scared of dolls ever since my friend told me a story.	44
I hate how noisy my upstairs neighbours are.	39
I love looking out the window and imagining a man running beside my car when I'm in it.	33
I felt a sharp prick in my arm which jolted me awake.	28