/u/Straight_Attention_5's posts
[WP] "General! What did I tell you about giving a bored human a screwdriver?" *sigh* "Not unless you want a pile of scrap where your spaceship used to be, with a proud-looking human sitting nearby." "And what did you do?" "I gave the bored human Corporal a screwdriver."
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[WP] You, a supervillain, answer a knock at your door, only to find your superhero nemesis shivering, bleeding, scared, and slightly dazed (as if drugged). They appear to have been assaulted. The hero mumbles “...didn’t know where else to go…” before collapsing into your arms.
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[WP] Instead of the Monkey’s Paw, you have been gifted the Clown’s Nose. It possesses similar wish-granting powers; however, rather than granting wishes in incredibly tragic ways, it grants wishes in the most ridiculous, comical, comedic way possible.
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[WP] A dragon has stolen the sheep from the nearby village, and as such, the villagers assume all their sheep have been eaten. They want you, a knight, to take revenge on the dragon for them. However, when you meet the dragon, you find they took the sheep for a very different reason…
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[WP] An adventurer travels to a village to slay the nearby dragon. However, he learns from the villagers that the dragon is actually one of the villages’ most important, most beloved citizens, one of the original founders, and has been the mayor since the villages' founding.
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[WP] While most genies are found in rings, bottles, lamps, and the like, others prefer different items as long as they find them comfortable. Today, you’ve found a genie living within a rather…unexpected receptacle.
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[EU] You’re the newest camper at Camp Half-Blood; like with most of the other campers, you were raised by your mortal parent, and never knew your godly parent. However, when you finally ARE claimed, your godly parent is…unexpected, to say the least.
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[EU] Percy and Annabeth rescued you from monsters and brought you to safety at Camp Half-Blood. When you are claimed by your godly parent, everyone’s confused, as your power set seems to indicate a little-known aspect of your godly parent…
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[WP] Death has moved in with you as a permanent roommate, and removed you from their list, granting you immortality. You’ve learned through living with them throughout your immortal life that Death has some rather…eccentric habits.
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[PM] Give me a modern day animal, and I’ll give you a field guide entry for its descendant species millions of years in the future, in the style of the Future is Wild, After Man, and the Sol’Kesh Bestiary. (Also, pretend human have either gone extinct or long since left Earth to find a new home)
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