/u/StrawHatTebo's posts
[WP] The life of a final boss is tough. Fighting the same players over and over again until they eventually figure out all of your skill and abilities in order to beat you is a rough job. But you've been doing some studying of your own. It's time to put it to the test.
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[WP] Long ago, ancient aliens planted the seeds of humanity on Earth. Now, they've returned to harvest the fruits of their labor. Except you. They don't want you.
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[WP] You have known your best friend for the vast majority of your life, sharing in laughs and adventure. One day, after the two of you narrowly make it out of serious trouble, your loved ones decide to finally explain to you that your "best friend" never existed at all.
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[WP] You're the youngest of 8 in a family of assassins, but the only male. The first born son is the rightful heir to be head of the family and you will do so when you come of age. That is, if you're sisters don't kill you first.
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[WP] You're vegan, enjoying your meat free life, Its benefits showing in your happy-go-lucky attitude. Suddenly, the head of lettuce you prepared for lunch opens it's eyes. "Please, take me but not my children...", the brussels sprouts around it begin to cry for their mama.
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[WP] Dracula was every bit as terrifying and overbearing a person as I expected. I just wasn't expecting him to pull out consent forms, an NDA, and an arbitration agreement before biting me...
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[WP] Alien representatives of a galactic federation have come to judge humanity. In their study of us, they find one exceptional quality: our arts. In particular, that one story you wrote on the improbability of alien visitors. This is that story, humanities saving grace.
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[WP] You're lying down, watching your favorite fantasy TV show, when you hear a loud knock at your door. It's one of the actors, dressed in full costume, from the show you were watching. "There is no time. Quickly, you must come with me!", they plead convincingly.
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[WP] Earth has been accepted into the galactic federation! Not because of our sciences, technologies, or general intelligence however. It was our art and music that earned us a spot in the federation. Specifically, that song you made "just for yourself" a couple of years ago.
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