/u/Sturmwolken's posts
[WP] You, jokingly, set up a petition for the United States to be annexed into Canada. All of a sudden this petition has national news coverage, 200 Million signatures from across the US, and a referendum is being held tomorrow.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] You are a civilian NPC in video games. Multiple. You are a civilian in just about every game. You are starting to get really fed up with Players destroying and breaking into your homes, killing your friends and families, etc. etc. You finally decided to take it up with the game designers.
Mark as read: Add to a list
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Every time you blink, you are immediately transported to another world. When you blink there, you return back to ours.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[EU] Failed Hell Portals have sent Doom Guy careening through different Universes. Unfortunately, he's been thrown through the various Universes of Nintendo.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Don't yell "Fire!" in a crowded building is a common sentiment. Tell the story of why yelling "Water!" is just as discouraged in your town.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[EU] People are suffering in the Kingdom of Hyrule. Queen Zelda rules brutally, using the power of Wisdom to foresee plots against her. The Royal Enforcer Link carries out her will with unbridled Courage. It has now fallen to you, Ganondorf, to use your immense Power to liberate the land.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] You are a superhero, with the most powerful ability in history; powers as the situation requires. You always can save the day, because you always have the right ability. You start fighting a supervillain with the same power. You're still fighting, ten years later.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Humanity just discovered a new particle, one that revolutionized our entire lives. It has allowed for FTL travel, increased transmission speeds, the cure for cancer, and everything in between. All of this is fascinating, considering that we were the last species on our planet to harness it.
Mark as read: Add to a list