/u/Sturmwolken's posts
[WP] A moment ago, you were just doing some squats. Now, there's a giant hole in your wall. You just discovered the world's first input command.
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[WP] You and a friend made a bet; Both of you would set up a petition, and whoever's petition got more signatures would win. Your friend made a serious petition about a serious topic. You, however, had a... different approach. And for some reason, your bullshit is winning.
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[WP] You've been dead for about twelve minutes, which makes your coronation as the new Leader of the Underworld all the more impressive.
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[WP] Hell has politicians who run for the position of Satan, while Heaven has politicians who run for the position of God. They meet in Purgatory every few years to discuss foreign policy, I.E. Earth. You're a reporter from Heaven, transcribing the interview between them.
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[WP] "Well, I got hammered last night, and after that, I don't really remember anything," "Well, that doesn't explain how you ended up in the goddamn 5th Dimension!"
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[WP] It only took humanity a generation to conquer the Galaxy. They discovered a weapon so overwhelming that many empires surrendered at the mere mention of it. It was very surprising to have a grand imperium surrender when offered a dinner with the inclusion of sugar.
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[WP] You arrived in Heaven. You were barely there for a minute, before you were summoned to God Himself. The second He saw you, He just said, "Well ****, I guess I'm out of a job."
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[WP] You live in a world very similar to our own, except for one major difference. All crimes are entirely legal, given that you apologize vigorously while doing it.
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[WP] As a joke, you hooked up an Amiibo to your military bases' computers. You didn't expect that would be the cause of the A.I. uprising, but... here we are.
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[WP] During their great final battle, the Hero and the Villain spoke of their opposing philosophies. Much to their surprise, they found each other surprisingly compelling. But they still want a conclusive end, so they've asked you, the janitor, to decide who's philosophy makes more sense.
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