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[WP] Two Identical twins secretly alternate days at work. You each share the same ID, social security number, and clothes. Nobody knows theres actually two of you. One day youre BOTH at home and call in sick, but your manager is confused saying that youre already there.
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[WP]Think of the most ridiculous, funny, or unexpected way to use the phrase, "Did I mention i'm an expert in explosives?"
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the ringing in my ears suddenly grew very loud and the pitch descended very low and then ascended back up and quieted down again. what happened?
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In the future you can plug in a usb to your brain and learn skills thats on the usb. Want to learn how to play guitar? heres a usb with all the talent and music theory your brain needs. plug it in and youre good to go.
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I cant find the word for it and I know there is a word for it. Lets say you have a 10 thousand mile long internet cable, whats it called when the signal gets weaker and weaker the farther it goes through the cable?
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