/u/Superaptorminion's posts
[WP] Someday you feel like the entire universe is against you, but you always manage to stay positive and keep going. It turns out the entire universe is against you, and it's getting sick of your positive attitude.
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[WP] You have a strange ability. Instead of healing slowly, your body doesn't heal or regenerate at all until 24 hours have passes. At that point all injuries are healed instantly with no lasting issues. You got hit by a truck yesterday and are trying to explain the situation to the doctor.
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[WP] Being raised by dragons, you've never really seen anybody your size. Naturally, you're very excited to have found this person wandering the forest, even if your "mother" isn't.
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[WP] You were raised in seclusion by pyromancers. Today is your first day of school, and you have learned the hard way that shooting fire from your body isn't normal.
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[WP] You've been captured by aliens, who attempt to torture you for information. However, it turns out that none of their torture methods are actually harmful to the human body in any way.
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[WP] When you were a teen, you got really into black magic. You have since gotten over that phase and moved on with your life, but the several familiars you summoned have not.
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[WP] On your long quest for knowledge you heard many warnings about what happens if you know too much. Now as God calls you for the twelfth time today, you understand why.
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[WP] You are married to the smartest person in the known universe. They've earned several degrees, Nobel prizes, and have made many forms of science fiction into reality. You however, are a complete idiot and they love you for it.
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[WP] You are the familiar to a powerful witch. It has been a long time since you were last summoned, but finally she has summoned you to carry out a task. Babysit her child.
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