/u/TBroomey's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Checkmate," you say, a smug expression on your face. "Finally," says Death. The smirk is wiped off your face as the Grim Reaper removes his robe and hands you his scythe, "It's been 400 years since I beat the last guy."
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[WP] A global, standardised test taken at 13 determines the career of everyone on the planet. The big day comes and you get your results back, only to learn you might have the hardest job ever given through this system: you have to redesign the test.
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[WP] You sold your soul ten years ago to pass the bar exam. Satan has come to collect. However, you've spent the last decade preparing specifically for this day: you are going to sue The Devil
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[WP] Everyone knows pro wrestling isn't real, apart from the invading aliens who have selected you - the current world champion - to represent Earth against their mightiest warrior for the planet's freedom
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[WP] Your economic advice podcast was fun to produce, but it was time to call it a day after consistently being stuck on 13 listeners for the last year. That was until you received emails from the heads of each G12 member state, begging you not to stop.
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[WP] You have delivered the same pizza to the same house on the same day every week for five years, always with the same instructions: Leave it out front and walk away. Today, the delivery note reads, "You are ready to know my secret, open the door."
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[WP] Being a henchman is a thankless job, this became especially apparent when you actually managed to kill your boss's arch enemy in a fight and haven't been given any credit.
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[WP] Being a mall Santa was going well for you this year, until you received a cease and desist from the actual Santa Claus.
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[WP] You've been running a vlog on YouTube for about five years. Suddenly, aliens launch a hostile takeover of Earth, having used the Internet to learn everything about human culture to identify our weaknesses. However, they stumbled across your vlog and it's become a hit show on their home planet.
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