/u/Taira_Mai's posts
[WP] A professor is teaching a course on the gods worshiped in pre-Christian Europe and he always gets into an argument with a student. The student is actually one of those gods in disguise - but so is the professor. The rest of the class has no idea until one day.....
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[WP] "Hi, this is Joe from Psychic Pizza, you'll want to place an order with us for pepperoni with mushrooms on half. I'm calling to let you know I'm on my way."
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[WP] You stood there, looking at your friend, faceplaming "Let me get this straight, you're dating a Goddess, an actual 'divine powers, older than civilization' Goddess and you ....CHEATED ON HER!?!??" Your friend has a desperate look in their eyes "Can you help me or not?"
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[WP] You have "Anime Protagonist Syndrome" but with medication it's under control - ninja catgirls and giant mecha haven't attacked you in months and your hair is back to normal. Your aunt is visiting and she doesn't believe your condition is real, and she just dumped your pills down the drain.....
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[WP] "I was hurt badly and stumbled into the emergency room...I had transformed into my true form...the humans fled in terror...except one. True to his training...he tended my wounds and saved my life. And that's how I met your father."
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[WP] The tour guide said that the stone in the center of the village could "only be moved by a great demon lord". Every one snapped pictures and moved on. You stopped to tie your shoes and braced yourself against the stone. You stand there in shock as you effortlessly push the giant stone around.
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[WP] "You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you" goes the cliche, and sadly it's true. Ever since you matched on the dating app, the Personification of War has been asking you out and messaging you...
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[WP] Your girlfriend was bitten by a lamb on your date to the petting zoo. Now she's a weresheep. You don't know what's worse - her cravings for grass and dandelions or the strange people with large shears and think wool coats hanging around your neighborhood....
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[WP] A legend says that your family has "dragon's blood". You just put that down to fairy tales. That is, until your skin starts to get scaly, you feel to pointy lumps on your head and you almost burned down the bathroom when you sneezed....
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[WP] You and your harpy wife were prepared for the worst. But your village accepted your union and welcomed your and your children. The real challenge came when your first born was a rare male harpy and you were besieged by mothers trying to arrange marriages for their daughters.
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