/u/Talrem21's posts
[WP] You go to Vegas for a bachelor party. The party gorges on enough meat and seafood during dinner to feed 10 families, later forcing it all out and down the three toilets back at your suite. That night you are startled awake by a loud scream - your dinners have come back for vengeance!
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[WP] “Why do I have such painful gas?!” you exclaim as another fart escapes your bum. Shuddering in spasms on the floor, your insides feeling as if they are being torn up, you produce a fart that expels a metal sphere. “That was one hell of a ride!” says the creature emerging from it.
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[WP] A box is delivered to your house. The instructions say “Press the golden button to kill all corrupt politicians, evil criminals, inhumanly unempathetic, and insanely greedy people in the world. To maintain Existential Equilibrium, the elderly (75+) and young (under 10) will die as well.”
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[WP] Starting up your favorite fighting game, you realize all the playable characters are significant people in your life. An audio notice alerts you: “Any attempt to turn the game off will result in all characters dying. You must play to the end.” Everyone starts pleading with you to save them!
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The room’s door is open and you hear a crunching, squelching, thumping sound in the hallway. It’s getting louder and you feel some impact vibrations. Thinking the worst, you grab the closest thing to use as a weapon... but it suddenly goes quiet. You think something may be just outside... waiting...
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[WP] On your first camping trip, never having set foot outside the city, miles away from anywhere, partying around a campfire at night, everyone freezes when you appear smiling, arm-in-arm with a new friend. After introductions, someone asks why the person you’re with is half-plant.
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