/u/Talrem21's posts
[WP] You’ve just left the doctor’s office in the early morning to find a folded piece of paper left on the bench in the hall. Picking it up, it reads “You’ve been chosen as our next candidate, <your full name>! By touching this paper, you have agreed to accept the terms of the unbreakable contract.”
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[WP] A mysterious box is delivered to your door. Inside is a golden button with the instructions “Press this and every corrupt politician, evil criminal, inhumanly unempathetic and insanely greedy person will die worldwide. To maintain Existential Equilibrium, you will suffer three major disasters.”
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[WP] They say “Youth is wasted on the young,” so scientists invented a device to extract the essence of Youth. “Age Crimes” have left young adults and teens extremely old or dead, robbed of their Youth by a group calling themselves The Rejuvenators. Unfortunately, you happen to be their next victim.
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[WP] The King and Queen force you, the Jester, to perform ridiculous acts for the wretched Nobles and Generals. Yelling out “Blagarbous” in anger, you unwittingly turn everyone into fish. Trying on the King’s crown and clothes, a squire bursts in shouting “We’re under attack, Your Majesty!”
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[WP] For eons, the races of the multiverse could vacation to enjoy the dumbest animals in existence. The exhibits on the open-world zoo change every so often, and you could even take animals off-world for a time. Now it’s time to close the zoo on Earth for good, and sanitizing it is disheartening.
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[WP] You sit down at a high-stakes poker table in a popular casino and hit nine royal flushes in a row! A man in a suit congratulates you and ushers you to your complimentary luxury suite. When you start counting your winnings, you hear an amused “How much did we make, Partner?!” behind you.
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[WP] You’ve slipped through Time to when Humans live in harmony due to the removal of Suji - negative energy, emotions, and thoughts which manifest into a brackish sludge when extracted from the mind. You’re full of Suji, sensors warn citizens of malicious entities nearby, and IDs are being checked!
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[WP] The room’s door is open and you hear a crunching, squelching, thumping sound down the hallway. It’s getting louder and you feel some impact tremors. Thinking the worst, you grab the nearest object to use as a weapon... but it suddenly goes quiet. There may be something right outside... waiting.
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[WP] On your first camping trip ever, never having set foot outside the city, miles away from anywhere, partying around the campfire at night, everyone freezes when you appear smiling, arm-in-arm with a new friend. After introductions, someone says your friend is half plant, and you’re outraged!
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[WP] *CLANG!* Metals collide nearby. *RED* A passing beauty’s lipstick. *VISION SHUDDERS VIOLENTLY* I can see my world’s colors muted, overlapped with a red-outlined world from three hundred years past. “Wrong combination, again! How will I ever find when/where I lost my child’s birthday present?”
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