/u/TardyNiggard's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I'm very sorry for your loss," the doctor said, "I know letting go is hard but your son is going to save a lot of lives."

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I stared at the wedding dress in my closet for the first time in years.

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"Squishy but strong," you think, "Like a condom full of pudding"

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I dreamed that I murdered everyone I knew and loved, and then hundreds of strangers.

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Lines of fire slashed across the stars, written in no known language but readable by all.

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I always got spanked and told I was being silly when I talked about my imaginary friend.

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After a lifetime of research dedicated to discovering why sleep is necessary, we now have the answer.

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Christmas Eve, 1985, my dad went out "to get some last minute gifts" and never returned.

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I coughed and spat more chunky phlegm into the sink, wondering how much longer I'd have to deal with bronchitis.

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We grew up poor, but my daddy always managed to keep food on the table.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I'm very sorry for your loss," the doctor said, "I know letting go is hard but your son is going to save a lot of lives."	801
I stared at the wedding dress in my closet for the first time in years.	248
"Squishy but strong," you think, "Like a condom full of pudding"	169
I dreamed that I murdered everyone I knew and loved, and then hundreds of strangers.	157
Lines of fire slashed across the stars, written in no known language but readable by all.	150
I always got spanked and told I was being silly when I talked about my imaginary friend.	87
After a lifetime of research dedicated to discovering why sleep is necessary, we now have the answer.	81
Christmas Eve, 1985, my dad went out "to get some last minute gifts" and never returned.	51
I coughed and spat more chunky phlegm into the sink, wondering how much longer I'd have to deal with bronchitis.	41
We grew up poor, but my daddy always managed to keep food on the table.	28