/u/TardyNiggard's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The creature had glistening waxy skin, bulging bloodshot eyes, some kind of vile proboscis overhanging rubbery lips, and lank, greasy hair.

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I couldn't have been happier with the results of my gender reassignment surgery. NSFW

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Father, Grandfather, Great-grandfather...

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This must be a dream, I thought, If I'd really been in a wreck it would hurt, and I can't fit down on the floorboard.

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The man at door smiled sadly and said, "I'm afraid I just can't let you in."

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"What does the duck say?" I asked my 3 year old son.

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The double row of shark's teeth stood out starkly against the murky background.

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Two broken arms, one broken ankle, three broken ribs, a cracked vertebrae in the neck, signs of hypothermia, but it appears that asphyxiation was the cause of death.

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He tells me I am safe, that he loves me, and that everything is fine.

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My 5 year old son asked if we had any vikingden or coding.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The creature had glistening waxy skin, bulging bloodshot eyes, some kind of vile proboscis overhanging rubbery lips, and lank, greasy hair.	27
I couldn't have been happier with the results of my gender reassignment surgery. NSFW	21
Father, Grandfather, Great-grandfather...	20
This must be a dream, I thought, If I'd really been in a wreck it would hurt, and I can't fit down on the floorboard.	20
The man at door smiled sadly and said, "I'm afraid I just can't let you in."	18
"What does the duck say?" I asked my 3 year old son.	18
The double row of shark's teeth stood out starkly against the murky background.	18
Two broken arms, one broken ankle, three broken ribs, a cracked vertebrae in the neck, signs of hypothermia, but it appears that asphyxiation was the cause of death.	17
He tells me I am safe, that he loves me, and that everything is fine.	16
My 5 year old son asked if we had any vikingden or coding.	14