/u/TardyNiggard's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As satellite imaging improved, we discovered that every mass extinction event in history was associated with a massive impact crater.

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"Just one gram," he thought, "But they say it's the most expensive stuff in the universe."

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We now have conclusive proof of the exact date of the Rapture, when all righteous souls are taken up to heaven and the unrighteous damned to eternal suffering and regret.

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It was a dark and stormy night.

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I woke from the nightmare, but as always the memory of it slipped away, all I knew was that sleep was a horrifying experience.

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"Oh," she said with obvious consternation, "You didn't tell me you were...trans."

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System uptime 431504235780066217 seconds.

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"What flavor koolaid is this?" asked my son's newest friend.

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Halfway through the Christmas party, my husband told his co-worker how nice it was that the man had had sister call us out of the blue and offer to babysit that night.

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What if they make it out here and find the EM scramblers?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As satellite imaging improved, we discovered that every mass extinction event in history was associated with a massive impact crater.	13
"Just one gram," he thought, "But they say it's the most expensive stuff in the universe."	11
We now have conclusive proof of the exact date of the Rapture, when all righteous souls are taken up to heaven and the unrighteous damned to eternal suffering and regret.	11
It was a dark and stormy night.	7
I woke from the nightmare, but as always the memory of it slipped away, all I knew was that sleep was a horrifying experience.	6
"Oh," she said with obvious consternation, "You didn't tell me you were...trans."	4
System uptime 431504235780066217 seconds.	4
"What flavor koolaid is this?" asked my son's newest friend.	3
Halfway through the Christmas party, my husband told his co-worker how nice it was that the man had had sister call us out of the blue and offer to babysit that night.	3
What if they make it out here and find the EM scramblers?	1