/u/Taupine's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You're mysteriously trapped in a cheesy sitcom with a seemingly random laugh track. After a string of murders, it becomes apparent that the laugh track signals when the killer is near.
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[WP] You begin to realize that a demon is haunting you. You have yet to realize that it thinks you two have been dating for months.
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[WP] Anyone who says the demon's name shall die, but only because they choke on the pronunciation. Down on your luck, you strike a deal with this demon: If you can officiate his wedding, he will grant you any power you desire.
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[WP] Superpowers develop based on whatever your hands have touched the most during your childhood. Everyone is surprised when you, a handless child, develop your powers.
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[WP] Since birth, you've been cursed with the ability to see hyperrealistic faces in everything. Today, you spot a hand near one - it appears to be clawing its way out.
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[WP] Because monetary fines have little effect on the rich and powerful, governments have started fining people's luck.
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[WP] Your spouse has a surprise announcement for you: They're from an alternate dimension. As they start showing you fantastic technology and scientific impossibilities, you don't have the heart to tell them you'd already figured it out.
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[WP] You poke holes in all the condoms given out for post-Olympic orgies, intending to steal the resulting babies and command a race of super-athletes. You now must deal with an army of Olympian parents intent on stealing their kids back.
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[WP] Thunder rumbled, shaking the airplane. "Attention unauthorized vessel," a disembodied voice announced, "you are now entering sacred airspace."
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