/u/Teck_3's posts
[WP] Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing.
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[WP] An Alien must explain to a Human that Earth is not a paradise for life, it is the most horrific Death World ever discovered.
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[WP] "Why do you call me stupid, Human?" "Because you came here alone, asking for our surrender while your armada is still 15 years out, and you brought us a prime example of your species technology, including fusion power and faster than light propulsion. You see where you messed up yet?"
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[WP] Earth's most renowned mathematicians travel to a galactic convention on mathematics. To their surprise, out of all the hundreds of species represented, Humanity is one of only three that have a pre-existing notion of negative numbers.
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[WP] A group of beautiful, rich women compete with each other for your hand in marriage. You have no idea how you got into this situation or why any of them like you. It's starting to get exceptionally violent.
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[WP] Monsters have lived peacefully amongst humans in secret. Six months ago, their existence was revealed. Now the Supreme Court most decide if they are protected by the U.S. Constitution. All because of a troll's drunken shenanigans in Cleveland, Ohio.
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[WP] Mother Earth has put up with a lot from Humanity, she even encouraged most of it. However, brigging an alien back to her surface? No. A million times NO!
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[WP] Humans have mastered the Art of War. The rest of the Universe decided to find that out the hard way.
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