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[WP] Due to an address mix-up, an elementary school class sends their Pen Pal letters to an elite unit of Space Marines. Today, the Space Marines are sending a response.

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[TT][Monsters] Over the years, we've remade classic movie monsters into sexy love interests. Vampires, werewolves, ghosts, even mummies! Pitch the next Monster Makeover.

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[TT] "Remember, sweetie. Don't ever let the monsters know you can see them."

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[WP] The first person to die in a new place is the founder of the local afterlife.

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[WP] It's really hard to enjoy the Heavy Metal Apocalypse when all the weirdos in bondage gear won't stay off the lawn and the music is way too loud.

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[WP] A young farmer leaves home to sign up as another faceless soldier in the Evil Overlord's army. The farmer's adventures on the way make the Overlord very worried.

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[WP] Those aren't freckles, they're a star map.

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[TT][High Fantasy] The local unicorn has been dangerous ever since his favorite virgin got married. At a loss, the villagers try to recruit professional help.

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[WP] Commonly misplaced objects (pens, lighters, chapstick, etc.) become sentient once they're lost for good. They are facing competition from a new generation--cell phones. Do they embrace or reject their electronic brethren?

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[WP] After centuries of boredom, the guardian of a forgotten treasure gives up on its ancient duty and steals it to start a new life.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Due to an address mix-up, an elementary school class sends their Pen Pal letters to an elite unit of Space Marines. Today, the Space Marines are sending a response.	1573
[TT][Monsters] Over the years, we've remade classic movie monsters into sexy love interests. Vampires, werewolves, ghosts, even mummies! Pitch the next Monster Makeover.	229
[TT] "Remember, sweetie. Don't ever let the monsters know you can see them."	177
[WP] The first person to die in a new place is the founder of the local afterlife.	141
[WP] It's really hard to enjoy the Heavy Metal Apocalypse when all the weirdos in bondage gear won't stay off the lawn and the music is way too loud.	73
[WP] A young farmer leaves home to sign up as another faceless soldier in the Evil Overlord's army. The farmer's adventures on the way make the Overlord very worried.	64
[WP] Those aren't freckles, they're a star map.	56
[TT][High Fantasy] The local unicorn has been dangerous ever since his favorite virgin got married. At a loss, the villagers try to recruit professional help.	55
[WP] Commonly misplaced objects (pens, lighters, chapstick, etc.) become sentient once they're lost for good. They are facing competition from a new generation--cell phones. Do they embrace or reject their electronic brethren?	53
[WP] After centuries of boredom, the guardian of a forgotten treasure gives up on its ancient duty and steals it to start a new life.	47