/u/TheBeanBoyHaHa's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You're on a space ship with a bunch of your crewmates. You're the only human, and apparently metaphors are a strictly human behavior. You've learned to cope with this, but today you've decided to speak in only figures of speech as a prank on the others.
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[WP] As you watch the horrific beast rampage through the city, and screams of panicked civilians echo around you, one thought remains in your mind. "I'm gonna pet the giant dog."
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[EU] An alien race far superior to humans have completely surrounded Earth. They celebrate an early victory, but little did they know that a secret organization located on Earth has been holding back this whole time. The SCP foundation.
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[WP] You found the 3 dragons that stole away your princess. One very large grey dragon, a slightly smaller red dragon, and a... tiny orange tabby cat?
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[WP] You are the ghost of a long dead warrior. You are happy to know that they still make plays of your exploits. You are less happy to know that they're completely incorrect. Tonight you've decided to possess the main actor of the most recent play to finally right the wrong.
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[WP] You are a shapeshifter. Recently, however, you've gotton really bored. So, as any reasonable human being would do in this situation, you try to fake the second coming of jesus christ.
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[WP] "We humans showed our face to the galaxy and they laughed at us! They call us names and turn there backs to us! But ooooooh, discover immortality and all of a sudden they're all our friends..."
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[WP] Your whole life you've been mocked for being the only person on earth without a super power. Recently, you've figured out you actually do have a hidden super power. You can never hit a skill cap.
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