/u/TheDuckSneezes's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Being a hero is fun. Being their lawyer isn't. You're the Avengers' lawyer and won every case. But, Illinois sent a lawsuit against them for destroying their corn fields. They have a winning case. The heroes are considering to wipe them out secretly. Advise them.
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[WP] Your superpower is that you can talk to flowers. You thought your power sucks until a little dandelion whispered, “the Super Hero League wants to take you out.”
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[WP] For 2 years, you've told your tragedies to a psychiatrist. One day, you saw the #1 Box Office movie is a comedy with the exact same story as yours, directed and written by the psychiatrist himself.
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[WP] A Supervillain asks for your daughter's hand in marriage. He promises to become a better man. What he doesn't know is that you're a Superhero and his arch-enemy.
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[WP] Due to Moore's Law, flying drones evolved into self-aware beings. Like dragons, they hunt people for sport.
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[WP] You always question why heroes rarely kill villains and vice-versa. Then, you overheard Spiderman say, "This is all theatrics to make a quick buck."
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[WP] Grass felt oppressed for being trimmed against their will and they’ll revolt against humanity. They chose you as their king, not knowing that you don’t mow grass since you’re a lazy bum.
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[WP] You have to hunt an alien that can assimilate and replicate whatever it touches. Problem, it reached the NATO Summit.
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