/u/TheFiredrake42's posts
[WP] Everyone thought it was going to be chimpanzees or dolphins that first approached human level intelligence and somehow started an interspecies dialog. But as the first self aware giant octopus, you have a few things you'd like to talk about with those messy, inconsiderate bipeds.
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[WP] Most people have a super power of one kind or another. Most are pretty simple, like making a plant grow faster. Very few are amazing, like flight or super strength. You always thought you were one of the powerless until you realized you never get sick. EVER. This makes your DNA Very valuable.
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[WP] As one of the world's greatest noodle chefs, you're finding it harder and more difficult to keep yourself out of the public eye, as the restaurant you started to simply hide your assassination money just earned itself another Michelin star.
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[WP] The best kept secret in the world is that if you live to be 100, you will go to sleep that night and wake up as your 16 year old self with all of your past memories intact.
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[WP] You are summoned to Jury Duty and want to desperately get out of it until you see the defendant walk in. They look exactly like an older version of yourself. When your eyes meet across the court room, they mouth the words, "Save us!"
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[WP] Nearly 4,000 years ago, you were cursed by a rival witch to sleep forever and dream of nothing. Now it is 2019 and something has broken the curse. You awake in a well lit catacomb, scaring a Roman tour guide and her group of American tourists. You are about to freak the fuck out...
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[WP] After somehow surving a near lightning strike, along with your phone, you begin to notice that the phone's predictive text is no longer just suggesting the next word. It's literally predicting what's about to happen to both it and you. You decide to use this new quirk to advantage.
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[WP] You were born blind. After 25 years, you match with a donor & have 2 successful eye transplants. Both eyes work perfectly & your 1st sight of the world is full of emotion. But when you go to bed that night, you dream things seen from someone else's perspective. And they seem to like killing.
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[WP] You are a tetrachromat. You see 99 million more colors than normal people. A scientist recently discovered your secret and now you're worried he'll find out about the Other Things you can see.
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[WP] First manned mission to Europa, we discover liquid H²O under the ice and a single large underwater volcano surrounded by clearly artificial structures. The first 3 subs we send to investigate completely disappear before the telepathic mer-people kindly ask us to get the hell off their planet.
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